[Martinez RJ]

check this out

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=18224
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Rank: Corporal
Position: Fireteam leader, 3rd fireteam, 2nd squad, 1st platoon
Designation: 8925 Field Medic
Primary weapon: M41A2 Pulse Rifle
Secondary weapon: M25A Security/Riot Shotgun
Tertiary weapon: M4A3 Pistol
Armour Grafitti: on back: "That which does not kill us... has made its last mistake."
Status:

[Natural Selection]

Damn, I need me some of that.

[Hyler, L. M.]

I hve this set to repeat in the background...
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Billet: 1 Sd, 2 FT        MOS: Designated Marksman
Rifle: M34A3 BR        Sidearm: None
Blade: M20 Machete  Vitals: Uninjured
Armour: Hispanic pin-up girl taped to chestplate, labelled 'Isabel'
               Muted-yellow frowney face on backplate

[Bradley, JT]

That was mildly fucked up.

And they spelled lightning wrong.
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Rank: Sergeant
Billet OR Position: First Squad Leader (Alpha 1/5)
Designation: Smartgun Operator
Primary Weapon: M4AE3 Heavy Pulse Rifle
Secondary Weapon: M26A1 Shotgun
Tertiary Weapon: M4A9 Tactical Pistol w/ laser sight.
Additional Weapon: M142 Combat Knife
Vital Signs:

[Martinez RJ]

As a guy on the forum I found this on said, "Lightening is chemically related to shortening".

MENERGY!
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Rank: Corporal
Position: Fireteam leader, 3rd fireteam, 2nd squad, 1st platoon
Designation: 8925 Field Medic
Primary weapon: M41A2 Pulse Rifle
Secondary weapon: M25A Security/Riot Shotgun
Tertiary weapon: M4A3 Pistol
Armour Grafitti: on back: "That which does not kill us... has made its last mistake."
Status:

[Cohen, J]

What the fuck?
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Rank: Sergeant
Billet: Third Squad Leader
Designation: Commtech
Primary Weapon: Remington M870
Secondary Weapon: Beretta M9A1
Vital Signs: Wounded

In space, nobody can hear you scream, unless it is the battle cry of the United States Colonial Marines!

[Carter, R.M.]

Pfft, energy drinks seem pretty broke back to me. Real men drink manly things, like bourbon or napalm. The manliest drink in my books is a combination of drain cleaner, blood, motor oil, dinosaur piss, steak, mud and the tears of one thousand weeping war widows.
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Rank Corporal
Designation Infantry
Primary Weapon M34A3 Assault Rifle
Secondary Weapon M4A4 Tactical Pistol w/ laser light ("The Negotiator")
Tertiary Weapon M25A Security Shotgun (Sweetness)
Vital Signs: Peachy

Armor Graffiti:
Backplate: Arcturia or Bust
Helmet: Contents Under Pressure

[Kovalenko, M.]

KENYANS.
KENYANS.
KENYANS.

400 BABIES.
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Rank: Private First Class
Position: Assaultman, 5th Fireteam, 3rd Squad, 2nd Platoon
Designation: Heavy Weapons Expert
Primary Weapon: M41AE3 Heavy Pulse Rifle
Secondary Weapon: M5 SMAR
Tertiary Weapon: M4A9 Tactical Pistol
Additional Weapon: M144 Combat Knife

Vital Signs:

[Keller, J.C]

Or a sample of the Tank's blood?
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Rank: Private
Designation: Demolitions Specialist
Primary Weapon: M41A Pulse Rifle
Personal Weapons: Dual Pistole 08 (Lugers)
Armor Customization: "Made in Heaven" on breastplate, "Demo Specials: We Blow Your Mind" on helmet.
Health Status:

[Bradley, JT]

The only sample of the Tank's blood that you're ever likely to taste are the droplets that fling down your throat when he cuts his knuckles punching your teeth in. So show us those pearly whites while you've still got them and get ready to smile through the pain.
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Rank: Sergeant
Billet OR Position: First Squad Leader (Alpha 1/5)
Designation: Smartgun Operator
Primary Weapon: M4AE3 Heavy Pulse Rifle
Secondary Weapon: M26A1 Shotgun
Tertiary Weapon: M4A9 Tactical Pistol w/ laser sight.
Additional Weapon: M142 Combat Knife
Vital Signs:

[Hoffmann, H]

What in the name of Treyos is this shit??? I came home from 16 hours of work for this? Someone blast this Pliskinfucker out the airlock, pretty please with sugar on top.
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Rank: Corporal
Position: Fireteam Leader, First Fireteam, First Squad, First Platoon
Designation: Demolitions
Primary Weapon: M41A2 Pulse Rifle
Secondary Weapon: M4A3 Pistol
Additional Weapon: M144 Combat Knife
Armor Graffiti: "If you see me running, you're fucked" on the back of armor
Vital Signs:

[Natural Selection]

*horrible screams followed by the lack of sound*

Ta-da.
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-=Dark for fear of failure; An inner gloom as wide as an eye and fermenting; Roiling hate; Death grip in my veins; Unveiling rancid petals; Flowering forth foul nectar; Space between a blink and a tear; Death Blooms...=-

[Radley, BG]

Wait...I thought I posted this last year. Everyone told me that I'd posted it two months too late...
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Rank: Corporal
Billet: Assistant Fireteam Leader, First Fireteam
Designation: MOS 0331, Support Gunner
Primary Weapon: M41AE3 HPR
Secondary Weapon: M4A9 Pistol with M600C Floodlight
Tertiary Weapon: Bowie Knife
Armor Graffiti: A sticker of the Louisiana flag on front of helmet.
Your Ass Here (Down Pointed Arrow) Right shin guard.
Die With A Smile! Front of armor, under shot up smiley face.
TAKE TWO OF THESE AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING Under Ammunition Counter on M41AE3
Vital Signs:

[Natural Selection]

Some spambot posted a random porn link in this thread.

You're just dumb.

Dumby.
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-=Dark for fear of failure; An inner gloom as wide as an eye and fermenting; Roiling hate; Death grip in my veins; Unveiling rancid petals; Flowering forth foul nectar; Space between a blink and a tear; Death Blooms...=-

[Brock, J. W.]

If you liked that one, check out PowerThirst Number Two.. Or the parody which is the Gay Powerthirst.

You like Pina Colada?!

How about Penis A Lotta!!
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Rank: Sergeant
Billet: First Squad; Squad Leader
Designation: 0311 Rifleman
Primary Weapon: M41A2 Pulse Rifle w/ Reflex Sight
Secondary Weapon: ((TBA))
Tertiary: M4A3 w/ Laser Mount
Armor Graffiti:
HELMET: Ace of Spades card shoved in the band of the helmet. "Lock n' Load!" scribbled across the side. "Brock" stenciled on the back brim.
FRONT PLATE: Bad to the Bone written in black, arched on the upper chest.
BACKPLATE: "Pick up your weapon and follow me!"
Status: